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The Rockall Times sets sails

Figuratively speaking, obviously

by De Management

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Welcome one and all to the official first issue of The Rockall Times. Every Monday we will be bringing you the very choicest cuts of stories that the other media may have missed or misunderstood.

This launch issue is packed with autumnal fun for all the family. So pull up a chair, pour yourself a stiff drink, and enjoy.

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From The Rockall Times Monday 26th November 2001 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.