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  Monday 24th December 2001  Yeast Logic   Powered by Yeast Logic
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Cat Deeley Spot The Difference competition

Win the opportunity to enter a competition to meet the talented presenter
by Kieren McCarthy

The Rockall Times is delighted to offer our readers the chance to meet talented TV presenter Cat Deeley in our exclusive Spot The Difference competition.

The rules are simple: Look at the five pictures below titled a through to e, and decide in which one Ms Deeley manages to portray any element of normal human emotion. Then write that letter on a stamp-addressed postcard with an A4 postage-paid envelope attached titled "Deeley's Delight" and send it to us at Rockall.

We will then randomly pick one lucky winner from those who manage to correctly guess in which pic Ms Deeley appears to have something going on upstairs and enter that person in a competition, the winner of which may be able to meet the presenter in real life.

As we're sure you'll agree this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have a self-obsessed celebrity boost their ego at your expense. But hurry the competition ends on New Year's Day 2002. Good luck!

Hint: The pic you're looking for is the one taken shortly after Ms Deeley managed to squeeze some woman's breast by accident on live TV.

Now in which one does Ms Deeley respond like a normal person?
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