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‘I wish I’d kept legs shut’ sobs six-in-a-bed TV slapper

Shy virgin transformed into depraved nymphomaniac by presence of large cheque

by Lester Haines

Sun, Slapper, Action! The pretty blonde who romped with 500 fellas in three days on a TV docusoap has exclusively revealed how she was a shy virgin who had never even seen a man naked before she indulged in a Bacchanalian orgy of depraved sex for the show.

Embarrassed Raquel Williamson admitted that she had tried to bed as many blokes as possible during filming of Sun, Slapper, Action! at the clubbers' resort of Faliraki, Rhodes. But she says that it was only to get back at her boyfriend, who she says "looked at another woman once".

Speaking at her agent's London office, a sobbing Raquel told The Rockall Times: "This is the biggest mistake of my life. I've just cried and cried since the show went out. I've let myself and my family down. If people think I'm just a slapper I don't blame them at all."

Indeed, the sensational first episode, which aired last week, showed Raquel and busty pal Marie STRIPPING for three lads who lent them a Walkman, PLEASURING seven squaddies after they told the girls that their hair looked nice, and indulging in FULL SEX with one hundred men on a family beach while THOUSANDS of drunken Club 18-30 revellers looked on.

"I don't know how I'll ever live this down," cried regular churchgoer Raquel, 21. "I'll probably be reduced to topless modelling and the occasional newspaper exclusive."

But if the reluctant celebrity believes that she will eventually be left in peace, television executives have other ideas. "Things look set to get worse for Raquel," noted one producer grimly. "Next week's show has her involved in a SIX-IN-A-BED water sports session, indulging her depraved appetites with a selection of farmyard ANIMALS and performing a sexual act on ANYONE who will buy her a Bacardi Breezer."

And a TV insider has revealed that the final episode will show Raquel crawling naked on all fours down Faliraki's main street begging for sex and cocaine.

From The Rockall Times Monday 14th January 2002 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.