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14-year-old boy tells of saucy older teacher sex nightmare

A 14-year-old boy today told of his sex nightmare at the hands of saucy older teacher Amy Gehring.

The boy, who can't be named because people who make serious sexual allegations are protected by law whereas the accused — guilty or not — will have the lurid details of their depravity splashed across the tabloids, told Guildford Crown Court: "It was horrible. She came to a friend's birthday party and while there she offered me some alcohol — I think it was Heineken Export. Then we chatted for a while and she started touching my knee. I started to feel uncomfortable when she leaned forward and I could see down her top at her firm and fully-formed breasts."

Judge Bull asked the boy to identify which breasts he had seen and he pointed at Ms Gehring's chest. The boy then told the court of his terror as Ms Gehring pulled him into an empty room on the pretext of "having a quiet chat". There he was petrified as she slowly revealed her curvaceous and toned body. He said he felt "threatened" when she kissed him and asked him to suck her red and alert nipples.

Discomfort soon turned into full-blown fear though when Ms Gehring removed the boy's clothing and rubbed and kissed his penis before inserting it into her and groaning as she asked him to "give it to her". "I didn't know what to do," the boy told the court. "My hormones were telling me no but I was so scared of what she might do that I pumped her until she seemed satisifed."

Asked if he had ejaculated, the boy told the court: "I believe I did. Just before I stopped, I felt a massive pressure building in my groin which caused me to make various noises. Then there was a sudden rush and I remember feeling extremely elated for several seconds. It was horrible." The boy then broke down as he relived his virginity-losing terror for a second time.

Even though it's illegal, we paid friends of the schoolboy £10 each and four cigarettes a piece to get more information on the case. They revealed Ms Gehring was always regarded as a little strange. "Oh yeah, she's a bit of a nutter alright, but she's got great tits," one told The Rockall Times.

The friends were unanimous in their jealousy of Patrick — oops, shouldn't have said his name — with one of them calling him a "wanker", apparently unaware of the irony of the statement.

Asked what they thought of the boy testifying in court, we were informed: "Well, it's not really about the sex is it? She turned into a bit of a monster and got really jealous and protective of him so his parents started this case. But when Patrick [shit, sorry again] found out his story was worth over £10,000 to the tabloids, he decided he'd go on about how innocent he was and all that. Lucky bastard — not only did he get to screw Ms Gehring but he gets paid a fortune for it as well. Unbelievable."

Not unbelievable but unlikely, raunchy sexpert Monica Monnavanna told us. "The 'sex with a female teacher' fantasy is the third most popular among young boys," she told us. "But only one in 50,000 manage to do it when young, with many resorting to roleplay later in their life to satisfy the urge." Sex with a famous model comes in at number two fantasy, with "sex with anyone at all at any time" topping the list.

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