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Your chance to win a bodybag signed by Saddam himself!

by Kieren McCarthy

In a world exclusive competition open only to readers of The Rockall Times, we offer you the once-in-a-lifetime chance to win a bodybag signed by the mother of all dictators himself, Saddam Hussein.

All you have to do is decide which of the stories below — all of which have appeared in the US and UK mainstream media in the past week — are real and which are Black Propaganda planted by security services to demonise Saddam and build Western public support for another round of rag-head arse-kicking.

Just select which examples you believe are Black Propaganda, hit the ‘Check my Score’ button and our state-of-the-art servers will instantly tell you how well you have done. Pick all of the correct answers without making a mistake and you will automatically be entered in a draw for the Saddam Hussein monogrammed bodybag.

Good luck!

	Saddam is planning a mass kamikaze strike against Israel using Russian-built MIGs loaded with lethal nerve gas (Source: "security sources")
	Saddam is bulldozing "ordinary Iraqis'" houses to build Ferris wheels and sports stadiums used exclusively by his Ba'ath political party (Source: US government)
	Saddam has used chemical weapons against opponents of his rule within Iraq (Source: George W Bush)
	Saddam is hiding hundreds of tonnes of chemical weapons which he plans to use against the West soon (Source: US government)
	Arab nations support the US adminstration's new policy of removing Saddam Hussein from power (Source: CIA)
	An opposition government is fully prepared to take over in Iraq (Source: "security sources")
	Saddam is "accelerating" his weapons programme. That includes ballistic, nuclear, biological and chemical weapons (Source: CIA and MI6)
	Saddam is still holding American pilot Michael Scott Speicher, caught after being downed during the Gulf War (Source: MI6)
	Saddam is not still holding American pilot Michael Scott Speicher because he most likely killed him (Source: CIA)
	Saddam supports Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda despite their diametrically opposite philosophies because they both hate "the West" (Source: US government)
	Saddam ran a terrorist school for al-Qaeda recruits on Iraqi territory. This included a simulated airport complete with X-ray scanners (Source: CIA)
	Saddam pays the families of Palestinian suicide bombers up to £17,000 (Source: BBC, possibly MI6)
	Saddam's refusal to allow UN weapons inspectors into his country is evidence that he is hoarding biological weapons (Source: US government)

Rules

This competition is open only to those fully committed to the War against Terror™
Only one entry per patriot
Results soon-ish

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