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Rape crisis centres help ease supermodel's pain

Rape crisis centres across the UK have rushed to the aid of talented supermodel Naomi Campbell after her magnificent libel victory against The Daily Mirror

She said that the paper's invasion of her privacy "felt like rape" — an analogy supported by women's groups. "When you're a really special person, then people saying nasty things about you is like rape: worse even. And Naomi has been gang-banged by the whole UK media."

Speaking from earthquake-torn Afghanistan, where she continues her tireless charity work, Ms Campbell told The Rockall Times: "I have been violated, but the judge's decision goes some way towards healing the wounds." Campbell added that she would be donating the £3,500 awarded by the court to the Celebrity Perjurers Defence Fund.

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