Get a free incredible yellow Rockall 'R'

In an incredible giveaway of Hoover holiday proportions, we are delighted to announce an incredible once-in-a-lifetime offer* to every reader of The Rockall Times.

Yes, we present you with the opportunity to enrich your life, make your time in front of a computer a pleasurable experience and become the envy of your friends — and all for FREE!!!!!.

All you need to do is click on the Favourites menu in your browser and then go to Add Favourite. Then click OK and the world is your oyster.

That's right — go back to the Favourites menu and you will see The Rockall Times listed beautifully at the bottom. But what is this next to the name? Yes, it's a sensational tiny yellow "R" with even smaller seagulls flying in front of it.

We know, we know. It's our gift to you for you to keep as long as you want or give away if you so desire.

But it gets better! Click on it and you will be instantly transported to the ground-breaking and life-affirming satire site that is The Rockall Times. Can things really get any better than that?

* This offer only applies to users of Internet Explorer. Not our bloody fault, only Explorer will show the "R" of revolution.