Priest inserts floppy after finding gaping hole in Microsoft browser security

A sweating, visibly-shaken Father Thomas O'Brien of Our Holy Mother the Blessed Ascended Virgin who is Holy, Blessed and has Ascended Church discovered an inviting, gaping hole in his Microsoft browser software yesterday.

Twitching with expectation and shame, O'Brien slowly inserted his floppy into the slit which allows him access to his computer's innermost workings in hopes of purging the machine of tempting breaches.

After thoroughly prodding the innards of his computers workings, "Father Tommy", as he is known, announced that the hole in question had been sufficiently plugged and that all sinful elements therein have been exorcised or forgiven.

Meanwhile, Microsoft has issued a press release stating that users should not attempt to plug any gaps in its browsers' security by means of exorcism, holy water or satanic ritual. "It's not recommended," a Redmond lackey told The Rockall Times. "Instead, customers should proceed directly to our downloads area where the necessary fix can be obtained upon entry of full personal details and credit card number. Any attempt to involve the Catholic Church in the process is a breach of our licensing terms and may be actionable."