Ronaldinho put seven past me confirms lap-dancing football fan

Brazilian free-kick hero Ronaldinho notched up a notable victory with a busty lap-dancing football fan, we can reveal.

Pretty Charmaigne Essex, 23, breathlessly told The Rockall Times how the fleet-footed South American satisfied her no less than SEVEN times during a half-time orgy of lust. During the fifteen-minute encounter, the samba ace broke off the attack only once — to lustily suck on a slice of ORANGE.

"It was incredible," said Essex. "We ripped each others' clothes off in the tunnel. He has an incredible physique. It's obvious that he plays football quite a lot. We explored each others' bodies for what seemed like ages. The man is absolutely sensational in the box. I felt fully satisfied as a woman."

Essex also enthused over Ronaldinho's controversial tackle: "Well, I was in an ideal position to see the tackle, and let me tell you, there's no way he'd get a red card from me!" she gushed.

The pair's frantic coupling was interrupted only when "Ronaldo entered the dressing room shouting that the second half had already started and that they needed Ronaldinho to take a free kick," sighs Essex. "He whipped up his shorts and told me he'd send me tickets for the semi-finals. He never did though."

But, despite the Latin Lothario's broken promise, Charmaigne has returned to England with no regrets. Speaking from Heathrow, she said: "It was fantastic. And let me tell you, David was not the only semen to be boarding a plane back to Europe on Saturday!"