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Win 1,000,000 Ecuadorian Sucres in our Rockall prize draw!

We here at The Rockall Times have got together with the Banco Central de Ecuador (Central Bank of Ecuador) to offer one lucky reader the chance to win 1,000,000 Ecuadorian Sucres.

That's right, you could soon be indulging in an uninhibited spendfest as you exchange your winnings for a range of luxury goods from that sun-kissed land astride the Equator.

Ecuador has everything the discerning shopper could desire — and more. So, if you've ever dreamed of enjoying a plate of pork and rice while being serenaded by a poncho-clad indigenous pan-pipe orchestra, here's the chance to make that dream a reality.

All you have to do is answer two simple questions. Get both right, and you'll be directed to a premium-rate phone line* where — after arranging a suitable date for our double-glazing representative to call at your home — you'll be asked to verify that you are over 18 by giving some simple credit card details. And that's all there is to it! Good luck!

*Calls cost no more than £8 per minute. Calls last no longer than 25 minutes. Please ask permission of the person paying the bill before calling. Failing that, get the permission of a police officer, doctor, member of parliament, clergyman or trained professional who has known you for at least two years. The Rockall Times reserves the right to put you on hold for up to three hours should demand become excessive.

Our Ecuadorian Sucre prize draw!

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