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Explore the Wonderful World of Bono!

As a music star of international standing, I am often approached by world leaders looking for practical solutions to sticky socio-economic problems.

Indeed, were it not for myself and my roving band of rock pundits, the world might be a very different place — and a very much darker place.

Strange as it may seem, famous musicians are eminently qualified to pass judgement on any issue, no matter how complex. I myself have visited more than 100 countries and have seen first-hand the miserable suffering and despair caused by war, famine and globalisation.

Those who have not cruised the streets of Lahore or Buenos Aires in a stretch limo can hardly begin to conceive of the human cost of Western capitalism.

So, to help those who have not had the opportunity to look down upon the poverty-crippled cities of the world from a luxury hotel room, I offer the full scope of my insights via this exciting interactive map. Just click on any part of the world and you'll immediately be directed to a personal analysis of the region.

Political commentators and heads of state who require more detailed explanation of how to sort themselves out can buy WonderFul World of Bono Gold™, a double cd-rom boxed limited edition with pull-out poster and bonus live tracks. Buy now for only $49.95 and remember — the future of humanity is at stake.

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