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Monday 12th August 2002

Immigrants: What every parent should know

Read this or Social Services will be round

by Lester Haines

FACT: Our children are at risk.
FACT: Our nation is at risk.
FACT: The very fabric of our society is at risk.

When you read the above, what do you see? Sensationalist scaremongery or the stark reality of modern Britain? While some newspapers have chosen to play down the terrifying truth about immigration, we are going to state the following irrefutable truth: The country is full of foreigners and we're all going to die.

There, we've said it. And if there are those among the muesli-eating classes who think it's a rhetoric too far, then so be it, because we're not going to sit around while malodorous refugees flood the country with their stinking rice-based ethnic cuisine.

Indeed, we have compiled the following fact-file which will surely chill the heart of any responsible parent:

Fact:

  • Immigrants make no effort to assimilate into British society, preferring instead to congregate in detention centres in previously idyllic rural areas.
  • There were no paedophiles in Britain until 1986 — the year in which Eastern European gypsies first crawled their way through the Channel Tunnel. Coincidence? We think not.
  • Immigrants deliberately spread serious foreign diseases, including polio, with which they hope to destroy the Anglo-Saxon gene pool.
  • British kiddies in our infant schools are being forcibly fed a varied diet of foreign food as a result of immigrant children's dietary preferences. We say: Let 'em eat chicken nuggets.
  • 90 per cent of British kids' first language is now Urdu. An incredible 70 per cent of those cannot even spell the English word "cat", even though they are capable of writing well-reasoned dissertations on Indian philosophers in a range of sub-continental dialects.
  • Only eleven children under the age of seven now know the words to "Ring-a-ring-o-rosies". But infants as young as ONE are being taught all fifty-seven verses of the Hindi classic nursery rhyme "Oh dear, Mohammed fell down the well".

Every parent in Britain must face this shocking reality and ask this: Will my children's children be tucking into a full English breakfast in the comforting embrace of the flag of St George, or will they be obliged to force down cous-cous and spinach at gunpoint while a "rainbow nation" standard flutters over Westminster? Remember: The choice is yours.

Next week in The Mail on Sunday:

  • Mexican stand-off: 10 spicy taco treats your kids will love
  • Indian Summer: How to get that must-have Raj look into your living room for under £500
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