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  Monday 12th August 2002  Rockall   Powered by Yeast Logic
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The Rockall Recipe of the Week

Fromage sur la toast
by Our resident chef Jamie Git — lazy, unwashed student

Fromage sur la toast

Ingredients

  • Cheese
  • 1 slice of bread
  • Grill

Cooking time

Three minutes

Difficulty level

6

Take the cheese, grate it (phone home to find out how) and place it on top of the slice of bread.

I prefer to use fresh bread, though if your grant is already behind the bar in the student union then any not-so-blue bread will do.

Put the bread and cheese under the grill and wait until the cheese melts.

And there you have it, a quick nutritional meal that serves ten students.

Next week: Boiled Oeuf a la Soldiers.

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