The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2002/09/30/currie-shag-fest.html. Edwina: My four-year sex bender with muff maestro MajorSecret lover Currie spills the beans on former prime minister's 'needs' by Kieren McCarthy John Major was a sexual ANIMAL, who needed it SIX TIMES A DAY and would only stop when his nob was SORE, says his secret lover Edwina Currie.
But in her diaries, former Tory minister Edwina details six-hour shag fests in her stripped-down London flat, kinky sex games featuring fruits and leather and how while he was a Major in public, the quiet boy from Brixton was a five-star general in the bedroom. Referring to the PM in kinky sex code as "B", Currie wrote: "B came round for a quick chat — and didn't leave for five hours. I was exhausted." Leaving nothing to the imagination the saucy temptress later reveals: "B's trousers were falling down and he asked me if I had something. I got some leather and he used that while I tucked into some fresh strawberries." A source revealed: "Edwina rates John as an incredible lover. He was considerate and very skilled. He knew how to satisfy her and he would pleasure her orally for hours on end. She has never known such excitement." The buzz of keeping the affair secret drove the lust-crazed pair to even greater heights of sexual satisfaction. On one occassion, Mrs Currie reveals how the handsome junior minister arranged a clandestine meeting in the corridors of power.
And while Major was later to be mocked for tucking his shirt into his pants, the diaries show a far kinkier side to the grey PM. In one excerpt, Edwina talks off his "love of the bouquet of a good red wine, surpassed only by the joy of drinking it". Despite the cunning code, our sex experts have no doubt that Major took kinky pleasure from sniffing Mrs Currie's knickers — while she was having her period! His predilection for water sports will also come as a shock to those who had backed his "Back to Basics" campaign in the 90s. Our insider explained: "They are both sexually charged beings and power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. It's clear that their mind-blowing romps would have shaken the very foundations of the building they were in. If Edwina were to score John, she would give him 11 out of 10. I'd be surprised if they were ever able to even get to the bedroom without tearing each others' clothes off."
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