Dubya vows vengeance on Bali bomb manufacturer

President Dubya today vowed to bring all those who assisted in creating the Bali bomb to justice by bombing the country they live in.

American officials have insisted that there will be no buck-passing and are even prepared to act if the source is found to be in America itself.

The decision follows revelations that the explosive used in the bombings, called C4, is produced exclusively in California. "As commander-in-chief of our great nation I am willing to launch an attack against ourselves," Dubya said. "It's the only righteously indignant thing to do."

CIA analysts, he said, had pinpointed the explosives factory — hereafter referred to as the Factory of Death™ — thanks to an undercover agent with a copy of the Los Angeles Yellow Pages.

Sources close to the radiator say an offensive can be launched within just 24 hours and men and equipment are already believed to be in the country awaiting the green light.

Dubya warned however that victory would not be easy. "The enemy is extremely well equipped," he explaindorised. "And casualties may be high on both sides. But this is not the time to be lying down while terrorists are standing on our freedom."

Meanwhile, speaking at an Arab Nationwide League conference, Saddam Hussein refuted claims he was a US poodle and promised to back any coalition against America. "We prefer a UN Resolution but we are prepared for action without it if necessary," the dictator pledged.