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Burrell's gay sex romp shock sensation

Today we can lay bare the scheming, underhand and sordid life of Diana's traitor butler Paul Burrell.

Her "rock", who sickeningly claims he was her one true friend, had GAY SEX with a MAN on a bed that Diana had once sat on while the Princess of Hearts was lying in a coffin just 500 YARDS away, we can reveal.

And as if this deceit wasn't enough, Burrell went on to drink booze from a special Royal stash in order to seduce a string of other men who he then forced bum sex on.

We have nothing against gays, but this RAMPANT HOMOSEXUAL has proven himself incapable of telling the truth. We were right in our decision not to buy his revolting tale of lies and unfounded tittle-tattle.

Only by exposing this man for the fraud he is can we ever get down to the truth. And how can we ever believe the word of a man who disguised his gay lovers underneath the facade of a healthy marriage? We cannot and we must not.

If nothing else, this proves that none of us should buy any newspapers that have done a so-called official deal with Burrell to spread his filth. We are sickened but this appalling breach and will venture never to allow his so-called revelations in this paper.

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