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New Rockall t-shirt hits the shops

We here at The Rockall Times know how hard it is for all our regular readers who are plagued by a nagging feeling that they should be giving something back in return for the hours of free family fun we have provided over the last year.

Believe us, we feel your pain. So, in order to give you immediate and 100 per cent effective relief from abject guilt, you are invited to purchase one of our marvellous new "Rockall Britannia" t-shirts:

This full-colour extravangza (actual artwork size approx. 17 by 15cm) is printed on a top-quality 100 per cent cotton Kustom Kit t-shirt. It comes in small, medium, large, extra large and XXL at a modest £11.92 (£14.00 inc VAT), and you can buy one online right now at Cash'n'Carrion, the tried and trusted international online merchandising tentacle of the mighty Register.

Indeed, we're obliged to The Register for sponsoring this shirt in aid of UK web satire. It's products like these which enable us to keep on delivering top-class weekly editions direct to your desktop at absolutely no cost to you, our beloved readers.

Cash'n'Carrion can take secure online payments from anywhere in the world, an normally ships within a few days — even to Iceland and Denmark. Spread the word.

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