Anti-war protest backfires on 700 naked Aussie beauties

The recent anti-war demonstration in picturesque downtown Canberra featuring a naked bevy of Australia's prime beauties has backfired horribly.

The 700 protesters — most of whom have a full set of their own natural teeth — took off their clothes to protest the upcoming war in the Gulf believing that this was the best way to counter the rising tide of warmongering.

Unfortunately, warmongerers everywhere seemed to be not dissuaded in the least by these tactics. Many in fact were encouraged in their lust for battle.

"As far as I can tell, if we don't go to war they will put their clothes back on. But if we go to war, they will keep their clothes off. Seems to me like we have a whole something new to fight for. Next to killing things, I love naked women," said a man waving a gun while covering his crotch with his hat.

Marvin Weist, speaking on behalf of pressure group Those Generally Opposed to War Inc, told The Rockall Times: "Well this whole war is obviously about the greed of the fat cat capitalist pigs desperate to control the lifeblood of their sick world, oil, which is as black as their hearts. But this whole naked chick thing does put a whole new perspective on things.

"I mean if it comes between war and less naked chicks, well I am definitely leading towards the naked chick thing. I mean we aren't talking about Madeline Albright naked here right? I mean this is Australia and they got those Kylie Minogue and Natalie Imbruglia babes right? Yeah that is sweet. Maybe war is the answer."

Spokeswomen for the naked protest movement are aghast at how shallow men can be when it comes to some of the most important issues and decisions of our time. A post event press conference was cut short when most of the questions asked were mainly along the lines of "When is the next protest?", "Are those real?", "Do you think that maybe some lesbian group action would be more effective form of protest?", "Will there be any anal beads present?" and so on.