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Academy overcomes prejudice to reward acclaimed director

Last Sunday, the American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences controversially named Roman Polanski best director for his film The Pianist, set in Warsaw in World War II.

Polanski was unable to attend the ceremony to accept his award, as he is unable to enter the US because he fears for his personal freedom. He later released a statement from his home in the country of Europe.

"I thank the Academy for this honour," the statement said, correctly spelling honour with a 'u'. "This is particularly special for me as I have had to overcome years of prejudice and adversity to reach this stage of my career and it shows that I have finally been accepted by Hollywood and by the American people."

"I have made several great films in the past, including Repulsion, Rosemary's Baby and Chinatown, all recognised as classics. No Oscars. However, I realise that the Academy has found it difficult to reward me before now because of doubts about my moral and intellectual status. But my time has now come and I thank you for your generosity."

"This moment is so much bigger than me. This is for every nameless, faceless person of Polish descent who has had to bear the jokes, the condescension, the outright mockery of Americans everywhere they went. They now have a chance because this door has been opened."

"I didn't rape that girl either. She looked 25 if she was a day. I thank you and goodnight."

Academy president Frank Pierson said, "How do you break a Polack's fingers? Hit him in the nose. I mean, congratulations, Roman."

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