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Win a PS2 and a year's supply of Sunny D!

Note: Offer only valid on Region 2 equipment

by De Management

That's right! Answer the quiz questions below correctly and we will give you not only an out-dated games console on the cheap but the chemical means, loosely based on the idea of orange juice, with which to stay up all night rotting your brains with pixel-violence.

So what are you waiting for? Oh, right. Well when you've finished with that, have a go at our quiz and before you know it, you could harm thumbs the size of Jupiter and psychotic tendencies with decaying teeth to match.

Good luck!

  1. If Ryita, a one-legged Ghanaian mother-of-three bisexual, buys three apples from a small, independent grocer who supports free trade, and gives one to her oppressed and misunderstood son in jail, another to a peace protestor who is heading out to Palestine to try and make a difference and another to a woman's group that is breaking down taboos and barriers, what's the likelihood that you'd actually like her as a person if you met her?



  2. In Formula One, do the cars go:


  3. Of whom did playwright Arthur Miller say "he brings to mind a distended bowel complete with gas-interlocked faeces"?

  4. A toothbrush, a gorilla and a mouthpiece are all types of what?

  5. Clare Short is:




  6. Which famous Scottish writer penned the line "So aye emptied mae ball bags into her face"?

  7. If in France you ask for "l'addition" what will you get?



  8. Which disciple of Jesus later went on to form influential pipe band The Loaves?




  9. Hitler invaded Poland, Napoleon invaded Egypt, what did Dubya do?

  10. Which footballer has sought an injunction to prevent the press from revealing details of their sordid sex lives?




  11. Why is your mobile phone bill so high?




From The Rockall Times Monday 31st March 2003 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.