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Galloway in paedo drug trade Saddam shocker

Labour MP used position as criminal overlord to push Iraqi propaganda to innocent kiddies

by Kieren McCarthy

Nazi sympathiser George Galloway used proceeds from child pornography, gang rape and drugs to fund his stomach-churning trips to Iraq in order to help out his old pay-master and mass murderer Saddam Hussein, we can reveal.

The ultra-left Labour MP, known to many in Parliament as "Scum", also used money from dying children's charities in order to push his own revolting and twisted ideals onto a disgusted Britain.

Depraved Galloway stands insanely against the war in Iraq and last night refused to answer our questions regarding his criminal empire which stretches from the Far East — where girls as young as two are forcibly gang-raped by sick paedophiles for as little as 35 pence — to Colombia, where George is known to take a personal interest in the trafiicking of lethal drugs from the South American country to our country's inner cities.

Displaying his true character when we doorstepped him to ask about his immoral behaviour, Galloway spun in his tracks and advanced menancingly towards us: "Leave me alone!" he roared, leaving us in no doubt that he had killed men with his bare hands before. "You have harrassed my family, my neighbours, checking out my tax records, bribing officials to dig up dirt on me, taking illegal pictures of my children and all because I oppose this war and you don't. I feel tainted merely talking to you. Please do not speak to me again."

Paedo scum Galloway taken away by the rozzers

If ever proof were needed that Galloway has been using the proceeds from his paedophile drug empire to ensure tyrant Saddam Hussein's survival, this was clearly it. That this man represents the British people is a damning and disgusting indictment on our liberal democracy. If this were Iraq, Mr Galloway's head would already be in Tony Blair's fridge, and rightly so. This evil must end, and it must end now.

Next week

Galloway enjoys three-in-a-bed rent boy romp with al-Qaeda terrorist quartermaster

From The Rockall Times Monday 7th April 2003 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.