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Spot the Weapon of Mass Destruction

We here at The Rockall Times are concerned that Coalition forces have as yet failed to uncover any significant weapons of mass destruction in post-war Iraq. The chilling conclusion is that these weapons — so convincingly presented as the justification for war by the allies — must still be at large. The question is: where?

There are two possible scenarios: that they are still in Iraq, but so cunningly hidden by tyrant Saddam Hussein that they have foiled the best efforts of two armies to find them; or that they have been spirited from the country from under the allies' noses and are even now being unpacked from crates in Havana and Damascus.

Our analysts favour the former. It seems highly unlikely that entire chemical weapons factories and nuclear warheads could have been shipped to North Korea while the US and British enjoyed total air supremacy and control of Iraq's ports.

And this is where you can help. Using all the available intelligence, we have created a "Spot the Weapon of Mass Destruction" interactive map. Move you mouse over the map to get on-the-spot analysis. If you see anything suspicious, report it immediately to the relevant authorities. And remember, kiddies' lives and the credibility of the Coalition are at stake here — we must act before it is too late...

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