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Generic tabloid slapper had intercourse with celebrity

A model/reality TV contestant/football groupie/bored housewife had torrid sex with multiple partners over a period of time, we can reveal. At least one of her paramours was a well-known TV presenter/reality TV contestant/footballer.

During the steamy encounter, the celebrity pleasured the female in question with his enormous and hideously empurpled member. His fantastic physique proved beyond any doubt that he worked out a lot and/or took really good care of his diet/body. He was in addition possessed of tremendous energy which enabled him to engage in sexual intercourse until dawn with just a short break for refreshment.

Clothes may or may not have been torn off in the cab/lift/hallway. No matter — the sexual liaison provoked multiple orgasms which in turn led to a veritable torrent of love juice and full satisfaction as a woman.

On at least one occasion, they had sex in a cab/phone box/lap-dancing club. They were nearly discovered but managed to escape unnoticed, which amused them both deeply.

Sadly, however, an attempt by our subject to orally pleasure the son of a famous former footballer/TV celebrity/rock singer, led only to disappointment upon the discovery that his penis was smaller than expected.

To add to our roving temptress's woes, yet another B-list celeb failed to live up to his reputation, managing a mere three minutes before he shot his wad into the whimpering hussie, rolled over and reached for the TV remote and a sandwich.

Nevertheless, we are able to confirm that this story ends happily with our heroine banging away merrily with a badminton mixed-doubles team astride a jet-ski off Tenerife. Although she had never experienced sex with another female, she felt totally satisfied as a woman and would be prepared to drink again from the furry cup, were the partner suitably attractive.

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Boy band member/footballer/TV celebrity takes wide-eyed fan's virginity, then says he'll call her but never does.

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