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The Rockall haiku competition: Five days left

Get creative, win shirts
by De Management

Well, the Rockall haikus have been flooding in, and there are still five days remaining for readers to enter our competition and possibly win some of our lovely Rockall t-shirts

What we want is a haiku or two singing the praises of the sacred rock. So far, we haven't been disappointed: there's plenty of good stuff already in, and wannabe Japanese poets who want to flex their literary muscles still have until midnight Friday to deploy calligraphy pens.

Four talented readers will win one of our "Rockall Britannia" t-shirts and the overall winner can pick any two items from the current range.

Send your entries to us here, marking the subject of the email "Rockall Haiku". The competition closes midnight Friday and we'll be announcing the results next Monday. Carry on.

 Go on then, hard man