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Extreme weather delays Rockall Times

Server snafu also fingered

by de Management

We're ever so sorry that this week's Rockall Times is a tad later than usual — 36 hours to be exact.

This is due to a combination of extreme weather and server snafu which conspired to keep the latest issue from your screens.

Suffice it to say, screaming technicians have been walking the plank and one entirely innocent old lady — picked at random — underwent a harrowing, and ultimately terminal, keelhauling.

So, with justice having been dispensed and having been seen to have been dispensed, we can now get back to the matter in hand.

Thankyou.

From The Rockall Times Monday 19th April 2004 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.