Good, solid advice from the Rockall Times

This is a pub-friendly version of this article — print it out and take it with you down the boozer.

The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/02/21/linguistic-test.html.

Immigrants: Click here for permanent residency

That Home Office English test in full

by How Tenji and the Rockall immigration directorate

Don't forget to enclose your £1000 processing fee, me old china plate

From The Rockall Times Monday 21st February 2005 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.