Rockall Times reader goes completely bonkers

Readers can make of this one what they will. It's an email we got yesterday from one "napoleon Bonapatre" with the subject "Geldoff". Read and inwardly digest. Then, if anyone out there has got the faintest idea what on God's green Earth it's all about, let us know:

Dear scum,

You terrorists make me sick, teh way you killed, millions in afghanistan, and teh way you fund bin laden, makes me sick. Why did you try and assainate Napoleon with a bomb, in 1800. I think it was sick, and you killed, 100 of people in teh process. Now your royalists saudi arabians try and kill us Londoners, you killed 50 people, well you make me sick, you are scum. The way you HATE us gypsies, is evil, The way you support Suauid arabnia, Nazi id cards, is sick, and the way you support the Irish famine cretero queen, makes me sick to my bones. You terrorists are scum, you will never win.

No matter how hard you try and reduce, teh British people to serfdom, or try and install id cards, or up racism, and hate denmark, you will NEVER win. NEVER, Ken Livingstone, has crushed the nazis, he will crush the islamic terrorists,. You will have to flee further away than Rockall, you royalist murderers, remember emperor hirohito killed more people than stalin, but you still love him, p.s you are evil, and we are trying to help the world, while you are hating bob geldoff, and environmentalsists,