Good, solid advice from the Rockall Times

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The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2005/09/19/holiday-announcement.html.

No Rockall Times on 26 September

Anniversary long weekend break

by de Managment

Please note that there will be no Rockall Times on Monday, 26 September since we are taking a week to do some routine maintenence on the Rockall servers as well as to sink a few liveners in honour of the sacred islet, its (almost) fifty years under UK rule and the recent declaration of the Peoples' Republic of Rockall.

The break will also give our magnificent contributors time to recharge their satire batteries, all the better to launch a renewed assault on an uncaring world on Monday 3 October.

In the meantime, there's plenty to keep you amused including, if you're feeling funny, our anniversary caption competition. Enjoy

From The Rockall Times Monday 19th September 2005 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.