'I love swearing', admits ravishing Knightley

Highly-talented actress Keira Knightley has admitted she loves swearing and would get her kit off on screen if the role demanded it.

"Too fuc*king right I would," she told a stunned US periodical, before admitting her favourite swear words were "bol*locks" and "tits". "Oh and cun*t is a good one, too," cooed the Pride and Prejudice star.

Public reaction to the revelation has been mixed. One local at Rockall's Fighting Dog and Pikey took a moment from feeding pound coins into the Pirates of the Caribbean fruitie to opine: "Hmmm. I prefer my women not to swear, to be honest, although she's a bit of a looker, so I suppose I'd let it pass. Mind you, her tits aren't all that, are they? I'd still give her one, though. Here, take my mobile number and ask her to ring me if she fancies a quick shag. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've just advanced up Johnny Depp's wooden leg and if I can get two nudges on Long John Silver's Capstan of Old Jamaica I might get a look inside Keira's very small treasure chest."

Landlord Vince agreed that he would probably rethink taking Knightley out for a number 69 in Rockall's Lee Fan Wong's Happy Tum Chinese takeaway in light of her potty mouth. "I'd give it a jump, though," he confessed, "although I'd prefer to slip Angelina Jolie a length. Tell her I get Tuesday afternoons off, if she wants to give me a bell."

We rang Knightley's agent for a quote but were politely told to "fuc*k off".

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