Win t-shirts in our 4th birthday slogan compo

Yes indeed, The Rockall Times is four this week, and to celebrate this momentous ocassion we're giving five readers the chance to secure the Rockall Times t-shirt of their choice.

As is the local custom, we're expecting you to think up something witty, but instead of a photo caption, this time around you'll need to outwit our own efforts in the smoking slogan department:

Simple as that. "Adolf Hitler didn't smoke" immediately springs to mind, although we're sure you can do better. You never know, we might even print the best on a new shirt and send you that, too.

Usual drill: entries marked "Smoking slogan competition" to us at competition@therockalltimes.co.uk. Deadlines for entries is 5pm UK time on Friday 25 November. Results the following Monday. Five winners as selected by our celebrity panel of international wits will get to choose any one of our t-shirts, subject to availablity. Good luck.