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The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2006/06/19/police-lottery.html.
Metropolitan Police launch weekly lottery
Roll-u-Over guaranteed jackpot
by How Tenji
Welcome to the Metropolitan Police Roll-u-Over lotto extravanganza!
Easy to enter!*
Make new friends!!
Your fifteen minutes of fame are guaranteed!
Here's how!
* Simply email or text your friends with the following words: Sarin, anthrax, cyanide and Sir Ian Blair.
* Pack change of underwear and toothbrush.
* Wait for our representatives to call.**
* Avoid sudden movements.
* Deny everything for 7 days.
* Sue for £500,000.
SORTED!!
* Lottery not open to members of al-Qaeda or the Metropolitan Police.
** Due to unprecedented demand this may be at unsociable hours and with no notice.
Previously
From The Rockall Times Monday 19th June 2006
http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.