Good, solid advice from the Rockall Times

This is a pub-friendly version of this article — print it out and take it with you down the boozer.

The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2006/07/03/summer-recess.html.

Rockall declares Summer recess

Back on 21 August

by de Management

The North Atlantic's finest satire resource is packing its bags and heading for the sun until 21 August, at which time we will return suitably refreshed and ready for the fray.

In the meantime, we've republished on the front page some of our favourite stories from the past four-and-a-half years, so new readers can get a taste of the sort of complete nonsense we've been inflicting on the internet during that time.

It remains only to wish you all of you left stuck in Blighty a thoroughly wet and miserable Summer — as is the local custom.

From The Rockall Times Monday 3rd July 2006 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.