Kerry McFadden/Katona-Mundane falls strangely silent

The health of former Atomic Kitten starlet, Kerry McFadden aka Kerry Katona aka whiny Northern bint has worried close friends and family recently.

Her apparent exit from Z-List limelight and depressingly mundane TV adverts is seen by a few who can be remotely bothered as the final nail in the coffin of her "career".

Indeed, such is the lack of appearances by the large-wangered wannabe, that many in the "showbiz" World believe her to have had a chest-reduction, gone to elocution lessons and finally joined a Carmelite Order of nuns and taken a vow of silence.

Much was made of her appearance on I'm a Celebrity with a flagging bust who will do anything to give it a last ditched boost, get me out of here when she was widely supported by the tabloid press and TV pundits. However, realists in the industry now tend to agree that it was only her voluminous bust that got her anywhere at all and that her grating accent and self-obsessed monologues would more than likely have seen her beaten to death than taking the "Queen of The Jungle title".

Whither now the former Kitten? And frankly who cares? Not us.

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