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Unholy deluge of money-grasping spin-offs imminent
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Charles, Wills and Hairy to meet talented Tynesiders
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Judge may red card footie star's literary efforts
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Iiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn one!
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Text Charlie For King, Edward For Queen...
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Seismic shockwaves reverberate around known universe
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Talented chanteuse set to wow crowds
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Inflammatory scrawls outlawed
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Critical success for devastating political insight
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Popular heroes crucified in Rockall Pub Quiz
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Peter Kay falls off advertising gravy train
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Got yourself into a Babyshambles? Ask Pete
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Irate public breaks all-time complaints record
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Art controversy hits world's remotest islet
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Highly-talented actress in shock revelation
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Establishes Fowndation for Mississippi Hericane Releaf
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Zellweger cites fraud in immaculate Afrikaans accent
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'England is freezing', cry Las Vegas wallopers
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News briefs 05.09.05
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Ugly scenes amid suffering unequalled since apartheid
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'It's just bloody nonsense', thunders celebrated authoratrix
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Angst-riddled miserablist caught in caffeinated cross-fire
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News briefs 22.08.05
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Abi 'cock-a-hoop' at honour
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Splenetic haiku downs old lady
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High winds, tornadoes, heavy rain, floods, ice, blizzards, falling acorns and lightning
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No mercy expected at Old Bailey
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This week's arts highlights in full
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World shortage of experts threatens very fabric of society
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Shock result of War on Terror™ survey
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The thrilling conclusion of one man's quest for truth
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Who exactly wrote 'Romeo and His Bird'?
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Atkinson leads copycat onslaught
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The compelling story of one man's quest for truth — Part 1
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ITV reality show ends in carnage
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Production team reveals ratings-boosting master-stroke
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Raghead rampage provokes shake-up
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Clerkenwell Astrodome hosts gala launch
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'Unimaginable hardship' a lesson to us all, sobs Liz 2
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But denies alcohol to blame for carnage
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That presidential playlist in full
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Co-ordinated campaign to suppress Top Gear presenter
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Let The Games begin
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'Bloody man'
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Baritone Adams to hit the boards
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News briefs 14.03.2005
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News briefs 07.03.2005
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Gawd bless yer, guvnors
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'Richard and Judy' star comes clean
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Feds smash vile trade in melodic tribal youngsters
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News briefs 24.01.2005
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Unpixelated filth provokes proscription
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News briefs 17.01.2005
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News briefs 10.01.2005
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Nightclub blaze survivors to benefit from Kirchner re-release
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Statistical cock-up on a biblical scale
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Claim may lead to permanent exile for self-appointed 'most gifted man of his generation'
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Brace yourselves for earth-shattering sensation
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News briefs 20.12.2004
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News briefs 29.11.2004
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Ball-juggling Blair babe blubs her little heart out
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An interactive gourmet service from The Rockall Times
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It's all go out there
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News briefs 08.11.2004
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Outrage at plans to televise festival of decay
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Playlist destroyed, one dead
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Deceased DJ slams 'narrow-minded' Undertones fest
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Traumatised porker shattered by barrel-scraping filth
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News briefs 27.09.04
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End of the line for talented thespian?
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Gusset moistened, nation stunned
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Stars lash out at 'celebrity' food worrier
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JP2 badly shaken by hostile reception
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Controversial nominations prove less is more
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News briefs 30.08.04
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Liz II delighted at film honour
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Expect 'penetrating insight' from crack team of minors
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Fitting tribute to the Queen of Hearts™
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Other engagements permitting
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Unexpected findings from daring undercover operation
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Withdraw from Iraq or pay the price, extremists warn
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Tragedy 'on a biblical scale', aid agencies confirm
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Cutting-edge conflagration 'the most important development of the 21st century'
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National hero status awaits
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Top celebrity to quit UK
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Camera lies, and then some
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Highest ever probability of on-screen sex, tabloids confirm
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Scottish location for bloody tale
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Statue an insipration to millions of disabled
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Corporation warned to shape up its act on inter-programme promotions
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Revealed: The truth behind kiddie 'art' porn
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Farewell Alistair Cooke, broadcaster
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Anger, fury, rage and apoplexy provoked by hilarious new British film
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Brit jazz singer takes pruning saw to all-time classic
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Billions stunned by shock findings of Hutton report
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Add Entertainment — Reuters TV to My Yahoo!
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Top Aussie show crippled by 'creative differences'
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Def Zit on drugs, guns, bitches and why hip hop will never be the same again
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SHIITE bath towels also set to offend millions
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Radical measures introduced to reverse trend
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Wave goodbye to the Sharon Stone up-skirt money shot
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Tits-out star Tara Michelle Jolie Hewitt speaks exclusively to The Rockall Times
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'Is that the best you can do?' complains virile star
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Those breaking stories from across the entire big, wide world
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'Unpleasant and misleading' claim viewers of stuff seen on TV
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Court case over lyrics provokes unexpected conclusion
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Tearful celebrities wax lyrical about ferries across the Mersey, etc. etc.
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Fabrication claims see top bods put out to pasture
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Plagiarism revelations shake Fourth Estate to very foundations of truth and integrity
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Contestants will enjoy 'love spots', four jacuzzis and specially-designed bedrooms
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Terrible retribution will surely follow Eurovision humiliation
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Last of the wenching 'Pussy Posse' set to tie knot
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Carrie-Ann Moss sobs uncontrollably in hermetically sealed fetish costume
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24-year-old traumatised, but expected to recover
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The best of the best format shows
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Expulsion now inevitable for wayward social misfit
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Tatu popsters laughed and engaged in sex acts during violent assault
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We profile celebrated career of UK's most famous ever journalist
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Madonna assaults buccaneers with a cutlass between her teeth
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Battling TV station poised
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Disagreement over fictitious but uplifting backstory leads to impasse
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Handy style pointers for rampaging ragheads
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Highly talented pop combo set for front-line duty
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Pay-per-view destruction guaranteed
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Sauna-based war relief, dinosaur shock
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Important issues slipping past in UK, warns knight of realm
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Oscar for Pole who dare not enter United States
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Iraq's second city to fall under weight of wittering
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But only when strictly necessary and in the public interest, stresses Express Newspapers supremo
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It's got the hippest clubs, music and fashion — and we bet you can't guess where it is
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End of an era? End of the world more like
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Surprise for popular TV journalist
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Shop assistant hails court victory over shy star
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Charity backdrop a must for future programming
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Dulcet tones attract six-figure sum
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No news is not good news, report shows
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Violent poetry of rugger encapsulated in song
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Stations' recycling pedigree admired by judges.
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Bernie Clifton already confirmed
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Insiders express concerns over actor's erratic behaviour
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Business as usual, Academy promises
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Invasion of personal grief provokes $3 million lawsuit
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Our experts' shock verdict on that Bashir/Jackson documentary
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Star stakes £50,000 on single hand of poker
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Star recovering after titillating trauma
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Too many programmes, too few presenters
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Sobbing family describes 'verbal dyslexia hell'
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Slim-line Corrie stunner refuses to go quietly
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Intrepid reporter found hiding behind sofa
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Naomi Klein cannot reconcile book's message with huge international sales
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US music execs slammed for "updating" classic shot
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Editors dumbing down
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Lorra lorra competition to replace our Cilla
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Entertainer who over-filled his potential
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The chilling side-effects of wonder treatment
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I am an independent spirit claims successful pitchwoman
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Hyperbole no longer sufficient to describe cinematic triumph
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Recent performance wowed acting union
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But concerned friends slam apathy fest as 'madness'
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US producer blames the parents
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Cosa Nostra no match for vigilante Mancunian
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Tony torn between Jacques and George
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Cocaine disgrace befalls sculptor
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Sir David Frost as particularly wonderful as ever
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Dropout rate too high and standards too low
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Drink Coca-Cola
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Local police express eternal gratitude to US sleuth
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'Prat in the Hat' teams up with Film Four
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Lifetime award 'not unusual' for record lifetime award winning star.
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No plans for tear-jerking charity ballad
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Legal loophole stops US artist from recreating masterpiece
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Exclusive: Halle Berry throws open the philosphical barriers
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Vulgarities provoke hot bidding war
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Top-selling band split up citing artistic indifferences
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TV viewership rockets
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Harris widow reveals life of sobriety
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Man and woman who have both been on television had sex
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The race is on to 'Beat the Moose'
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Star's career 'in ruins'
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Cut-and-shut will create a new super-minicab seating at least 10
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, blah blah blah
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Family snaps reveal life of violent drug-fuelled depravity
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Incredible images the readers never saw
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Is death sentence for soap ten years too late?
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And corporation plans world's first txt msg broadcast
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We gain exclusive access to the set of the new Harry Potter film
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Writer faces fatwah, jihad and papal Bull
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Extreme gardening set to reinvent television genre
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Oscar-winning director pushes back envelope of literary adaptation
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This town ain't big enough for the both of us, says widow Ono
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Diana Ross enforces patent claims
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Truth hidden from performer for 36 years
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Police baffled by unexplained absence
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Competition hots up among five remaining sadists
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No toot, no shoot
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And all the rest of this week's entertainment news
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All the latest Greek, upshots and anal from the world's movie capital
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Final step will complete transformation
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Williams' outrage, Spears loses virginity
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Ends shows, winds up production company, flies to Mediterranean
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BBC new show fuels reality TV nonsense
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Lil' Bow Wow's latest venture, Britney money troubles and so so much more
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Graduate musos achieve ultimate anti-statement
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Latest blockbuster musical opens to tepid reviews
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TV producer's ironic UK holiday provides new voiceover possibilities
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NASA confirms deployment of heterosexual boy band
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Hear'Say star's breasts face clampdown
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Mrs Rigby vs Messrs McCartney & Starr and others
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'I've had it' says troubled vital organ
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500 million people without hope
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Outback misery for thousands
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Dark heart of globalisation
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Bananas and slavery
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Scandal of European centralisation
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Child labour
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End this madness now
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Cess-pit of human despair
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Imperialism alive and well
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End this madness now
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Limbless, pot-bellied orphans
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Shameful exploitation
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The chilling effects of Western-style capitalism
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The effects of shameless global capitalism
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Destruction of indigenous peoples must stop
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The Mother of all exploitative global ecomomies
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The spirtual home of globalisation
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The interactive solution to all the world's woes
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Allegations 'outrageous and offensive'
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Can't remember if you watched your favourite soap? Then click here
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Study confirms truth about clumsy freaks
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Hollywood magician revealed as fake on eve of second film
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Backs Reichsmark and calls Rik Mayall 'fat'
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Society to get three-month breather
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Who?
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ITV offers £2 million for three-show special
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World stunned at artist's idiocy but happy to pay for merchandise
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Hollywood prepares to cash in on football success
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Islands demand right to comedy self-determination
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Really useful to have bleached kiddies friend in the country
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Albert Square takes on Big Brother
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Magician prepares for potentially fatal test of physical endurance
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Krauts leave out most significant event in world history - 1966
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Cast sacked as Americans improve children's tale for big screen
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Star signs contract for major new TV production
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Spectacular finish to bowel bonanza
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Teary-eyed CEOs lament the plight of impoverished musicians
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Cloudy is the nu-clear
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Stuntmen do it all confesses Johnny Knoxville
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Modest cultural ambitions for latest pre-sequel
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You'll never guess why
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An exclusive pictorial spread of BBC ace reporter
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Shock findings will stun viewers
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We pay tribute to someone you didn't know
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Something a little new for the kiddies
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Special precautions protect REM guitarist from air-rage frenzy
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Cave complex makeover provokes A-list cheque book frenzy
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EXCLUSIVE: Interview with the hot new star of Worzel Gummidge
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Versatile old trooper put out to grass
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Scientists welcome research opportunity
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Stuttering star in TV consonant challenge
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Friends, family, TV personalities run out of options in 'Milly' vanilly campaign
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New report links death of thousands to blippy things
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Pull the plug, I beg you
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Forbidden lust amid the blazing wreckage of imperial folly
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Listening figures rocket past conservative estimates
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Budget cuts lead to puppetry life of crime
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'I couldn't go on living a lie,' he sobs
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'999' presenter told to give it some va-va-voom, or else
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Directors hit new heights of side-splitting creativity
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Talented extroverts in defiant show of backslapping
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The nation has spoken
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It’s raining shells, Hallelujah!
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When height of fashion turns to nightmare of humiliation
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‘I was at choir practice,’ insists James Brown
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The skinflint prostitute shagger to host adult version of singing extravaganza
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‘Stunning’ Lucy creates wasting disease chic
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No subject taboo as ratings war hots up
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Pop group rift causes miscarriage scare
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400-ft trailer and rare Amazonian orchids 'not needed'
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Austin Powers format applied to War on Terror™
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Step aside Copernicus, Newton, Archimedes - even God himself
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Cops hold Hollywood star on 'very serious charges'
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Couple dig up their roots in ‘Gawd bless yer Guvnor’
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Star ‘heavily sedated’ after plastic kit trauma
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Watchdogs warn of pornography tsunami
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"You ain't getting me in no flying car," says star
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It's better this way, say tribal chiefs
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Hollywood to cash in with minority-interest spin-off
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Biontsiet: Hirst's "spontaneous" arrangement causes Mayfair kerfuffle
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Stunned public caught unawares by revelation
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