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• Contact The Rockall Times
  Keep it short and keep it funny

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• The Rockall Times – FAQ
  All about us — lovely

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• The Rockall Times' Essential Style Guide
  Useful pointers for proto-contributors

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• Site map – what bloody site map?
  Oh dear, oh dear...

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• FAQ for Contributors
  Read this, be funny, and win applause

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• Rockall Times makes emergency satire donation
  A helping hand for NewsBiscuit

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• Rockall contributor honoured among world's worst writers
  Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest triumph

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• Rockall declares Summer recess
  Back on 21 August

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• How accurate was William Golding's depiction of Rockall?
  A literature-based reader query

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• Google, censorship and The Rockall Times
  Censor this, spawn of Satan

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• Rockall Sikh turban piece deemed 'offensive'
  A reader writes

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• Readers express outrage at missed issue snafu
  Plus: We're off until 7 January, so happy fuc*king Xmas

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• Oz PM in trouser snake fake shocker
  John Howard not packing Eastern Brown, reader claims

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• Those smoking slogan compo results in full
  God preserve us all

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• Rockall Times celebrates fourth birthday in traditional style
  Scenes of unbridled joy on world's remotest islet

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• Win t-shirts in our 4th birthday slogan compo
  Be funny, get kit

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• Rockall Times to celebrate fourth birthday in style
  Cut-out-and-keep issue hits net on 14 November

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• Guardian in Rockall snap outrage
  How can you be silent? demands irate reader

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• Revamped Rockall Times wows readers
  Reader-friendly periodical marks redefined publishing paradigm

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• Those caption competition results in full
  Five witty readers secure Rockall Times merchandising

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• Win t-shirts in our Rockall anniversary competition
  Feeling funny? Click here

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• No Rockall Times on 26 September
  Anniversary long weekend break

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• Rockall Times reader goes completely bonkers
  'Why did you try and assainate Napoleon with a bomb, in 1800?'

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• Terry Waite, whales and Ellen MacArthur: Readers vent spleen
  The Rockall Times' postbox runneth over

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• Spelling, drugs and homosexuality: A Fleet Street sub gives forth
  Spell checking? WTF?

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• Rockall Times Lite™ greets 2005
  A happy new year to you all

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• Wrong kind of snow delays Rockall Times
  We apologise for unscheduled absence

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• Brace of new Rockall t-shirts hits the shops
  Metropolitan chic, North Atlantic style

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• Happy birthday to us
  Rockall Times is three today

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• Piers Morgan joins Rockall Times
  Talented editor 'elated' at new post

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• Extreme weather delays Rockall Times
  Server snafu also fingered

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• Rockall letters: Your cut-out-and-keep guide to hurling abuse
  'I can only assume that you are yourselves human garbage' for example

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• Those Rockall Haiku results in full
  100 per cent pure poetry

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• The Rockall haiku competition: Five days left
  Get creative, win shirts

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• Compose poetry and win Rockall Times t-shirts
  Competition to unearth our readers' hidden talents

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• We have returned: Official
  Batten down the hatches me young buckaroos

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• We will be back — in 2004
  On 2 February, to be exact

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• Rockall Times set for triumphant return
  Enter heroic propellorheads in shining armour

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• Sun sets on Rockall Times — temporarily?
  Exhaustion and lack of spondoolicks combine to force shut-down

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• The Rockall Times 'Save an Injured Raghead' appeal
  Little boy has no arms for Christ's sake!

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• Those 'Blue on Blue' reader poll results in full
  Bad news for international roving rock pundits

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• Those reader human shield poll results in full
  Flak jacket at the ready for Jamie Oliver

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• Those reader gun culture poll results in full
  Cilla Black with a lorra, lorra questions to answer

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• The Rockall Times 2002 in focus
  Earth-shattering events you may have missed due to drunkeness or drug-induced coma

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• A very merry Xmas to all our readers
  Angel-faced infants move Rockall Times staff to tears

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• Those TV eviction poll results in full
  Graham Norton given heave-ho (oooh you naughty devil)

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• New Rockall t-shirt hits the shops
  'Rockall Britannia' flies flag for world's liveliest islet

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• Happy birthday to us
  The Rockall Times is one today

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• Rockall Times in X-Box must-have interactive sensation
  'Virtual 9/11' and 'Washington Sniper' poised to assault world of gaming like flaming Boeing 767

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• Enjoy our WTC spot-the-difference competition
  Win a scenic flight round New York

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• Those new duty-free guidelines in full
  The Rockall Times handy guide to how to fill your car to bursting

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• Those fast-track canonisation results in full
  Vlad the Man gets the Rockall vote

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• Do you really want to write?
  With Wordcraft, you can.

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• Those white Zimbabwean farmer poll results in full
  Fortunately, Bono not required this time

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• Win 1,000,000 Ecuadorian Sucres in our Rockall prize draw!
  Who wants to be a millionaire? You do!

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• Caption competition a success!
  A lucky 15 winners. Oh yes.

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• Rockall poll-rigging — a cautionary tale
  Don't try this at home. Or at work

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• Humour failure extends caption competition
  Right, try again to win flagship t-shirt

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• Get a free incredible yellow Rockall 'R'
  Internet Explorer users — it's your lucky day

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• The Rockall Times™ trademarks The Rockall Times™
  Embarks on arse-suing spree of destruction

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• Rockall launches flagship t-shirt
  And you could win one of five

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• All hail our Rockall May Queen!
  Top totty atop the Rock

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• Reader Poll result: Raghead terrorists to face Anne Robinson
  Al-Qaeda, you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

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• Those DNA recycling reader poll results in full
  We bid a tearful goodbye to The Rockall Times PR bunnies

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• Visit the spiritual home of Yeast Logic
  Enjoy Essex's leading tourist attraction

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• The Rockall Times now CNN's principal European news source
  You couldn't make this up. No, really

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• Those War on Terror™ reader poll results in full
  Bad news for kooky anorexic actress and Reykjavik

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• The Rockall Times celebrates alliance with Sweden
  Raw herring and schnapps all round

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• The Rockall Times sets sails
  Figuratively speaking, obviously

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• Ahoy there mateys
  Welcome aboard The Rockall Times

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