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Pray silence for our Rockall Times contributors

Unsung heroes of satire

by De Management

Our loyal readers can scarce imagine the huge army of satire footsoldiers who make a weekly assault — shields locked — upon the massed ranks of international jiggery-pokery.

Were it not for this scratch force of impoverished hacks who, foresaking family and friends, hearth and home, expose themselves to the chill wind of reality with little more than quill and parchment for protection, there would likely be no Rockall Times at all.

Indeed, the world would be a poorer place without the top-quality satire they profer without complaint or thought of personal gain. Ladies and gentlemen, all rise for our magnificent contributors:

From The Rockall Times Monday 3rd February 2003 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.