Good, solid advice from the Rockall Times

This is a pub-friendly version of this article — print it out and take it with you down the boozer.

The original is at http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/information/site-map.html.

Site map – what bloody site map?

Oh dear, oh dear...

by Our man in Hampshire

Artist's impression of what we believe German bombers may have seen

Okay, we're sorry – we haven't done a site map yet. Instead, we are pleased to offer for your viewing pleasure this view of the area around Basingstoke Station.

The arrow indicates the current location of a man who is about to discover the likeness of Diana Spencer in a dried apricot.

From The Rockall Times Monday 5th November 2001 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.