I’m at work. I’m bored. Make me laugh.

Trawl Rockall for:

• Policy announcement: Smoking
  First Dublin, now London and then... Rockall?

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• Adolf Hitler very bad: Official
  Austrian town confirms growing suspicion

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• Rockall policy announcement: Fuel duty
  No increase for 130th consecutive year

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• Rockall Times supports calls to Keep Sunday Special
  Shameful Easter orgy of capitalism must end, and it must end now

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• Policy announcement: News from the United States
  We've had enough if it

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• Policy announcement: Medium density fibreboard
  Guarded optimism for future of shelving projects

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• Policy announcement: Jamie Oliver
  Celebrity chef needs guidance

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 Current Policies