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Policy Announcement: Policy Announcements

We would like it to be known that henceforth we will formulate a different policy announcement every week. After all, we put an entire bloody section on the site for policies, so we might as well write something to fill it up.

When we say every week, however, we most likely mean every fortnight. Although don't hold us to that. Basically, if we can get our arses out of the pub, we'll see what we can do.

Upcoming declarations will hopefully encompass:

• Genetic engineering
• Reality TV shows and their waste products
• Righteous indignation
• MMR
• Religion
• Lap-dancing
• Squirrels (Red vs grey)
• The comparative merits of downloadable ringtones
• Italian baroque architecture
• The Internet
• Kylie Minogue's buttocks
• Frinton-upon-Sea
• Mustard (French)
• Mustard (British)
• Table-top cold fusion
• Trousers with small holes in
• The Brazilian bikini wax

Okay?

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