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Blair deploys ultimate deterrent
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Mostly
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'No, it really isn't good enough', admits spokescrew
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Revealed: the full extent of New Labour's cash for coronets scandal
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Culture ministrix 'ignorant of all wrongdoing'
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Minging Fillies nail colours to Campbell's substantial mast
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Six weeks on, Chaz still fighting fit
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Morris dancing with Peter Mandelson?
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Beast of Bermondsey 'unstoppable' as Campbell loses wood
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Amid the turmoil, party clairvoyant backs rampant Hughes
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Exclusive interview with sozzled LibDem
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Relationship with minister on 'List 69'
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Lack of rispek from Baghdad George
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Affordable digs 'vital' explains Livingstone
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We'll all be safe by Christmas, pledges Met supremo
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Legendary advisor in no-show rumpus
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Disgraced Blunkett ponders future — again, etc
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Home Secretary facing 'burnout'
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Second PM blow for desperate Conservatives
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Result too close to call, say spellbound pundits
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Major announcement imminent
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Critical but stable
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Breathless excitement almost beyond human endurance
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PM vows to tough it out over insurgents
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Brown seeks alternative revenue sources
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Security rumpus provokes apparel rethink
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Stevens shocker rocks Whitehall
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US needs our help and by God it's going to get it
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Tory leadership battle lukewarms up
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'No stone left unturned' declares Blair
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Tributes continue to pour in for mountaineering redhead
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Growing alarm at Cymru Jihadi
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Outstanding, extraordinary, dead
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Extradition for raghead ne'er-do-wells? Hmmmm...
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PM shattered, Cherie in a flap
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Failure? What failure?
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We salute Blair's campaign for a safer, nicer Britain
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PM orders radical priority shift
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PM paces deck of HMS Historic Victory™
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Shock accusation rocks government
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Our man joins PM on the Sofa of Destiny
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Tsunami of talent sweeps Britain
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Both a victory, and historic — but what does it mean for Britain?
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Sedgefield triumph
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Third term opens with openess pledge
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Motherhood or apple pie?
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Our at-a-glance guide to the main contenders
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Nation on tenterhooks as crisis unfolds
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Voters 'slapped in face' by controversial schooling decision
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Brown rattled, Lib Dems on a roll
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Disability policy oversight provokes outrage
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Fatal dithering by Labour's campaign co-ordinator
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Virgin birth presages election victory
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Government programme in tatters
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Let's be clear, it's absolutely massive
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Jamie's school dinners: Election winners?
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PM offers to shoot Prescott in toupee terror trauma
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Little Red Riding Hood issues apology
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Parties promise more War on Crime™ and the causes of crime
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Republican cause 'sullied' admits Sinn Fein supremo
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Mounting election excitement sweeps UK
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Kennedy targets the volatile 35-year-old-male-virgin demographic
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Position 'untenable', admits courageous urban leader
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Shocking evidence unearthed in Wigan
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Likely to have authorised carnage
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News briefs 14.02.2005
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How could they sink so low?
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News briefs 07.02.2005
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Charles Clarke jubilant at eradication of serious misdemeanours
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Not literally, obviously
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Quiz-show coughmeister did 'nothing wrong'
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Race for Downing Street colds up
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Anguish of a party in turmoil
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Government's music website is a testimony to PFI initiatives
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Whitehall 'in a state of shock'
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Joyful return to UK for traumatised survivor
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Provos' armed blag outrage
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Our tribute to the dear, departed home secretary
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Heads must roll after shameful fiasco
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No evidence of paternity for mewling and puking political infants
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Embarrassing climb-down follows Home Office statement
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Chilling revelations of security mole
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Masturbation 'a significant risk to public health'
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Front-line officers voice serious concerns
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The perils of the glittering game
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Millions ineligible to vote, despite assurances
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A local lad's exploits in the big city — Part 2
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The scandalous truth behind Care in the Community
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A local lad's exploits in the big city — Part 1
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Savage falling-out predicted after Chancellor lets rip
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Choice Czar pledges all-round excellence
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Side-splitting Krankies entertain Labour faithful
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News briefs 04.10.04
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Labour faithful cock-a-hoop, bearded ragheads tremble
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Robin Cook blows lid off depravity
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A source of national pride
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A tantalising glimpse of Britain's post-PC democracy
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'Unexepectedly available' after dad goes awol
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'No place to fish,' laments roving rock pundit
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Hunt for the hirsute is go
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Still fretting, yet all is well
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Selfless plunge into raging torrent
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Vote for the East Galloway Massive — or else
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Substantial improvement in conditions expected
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A renewed assault on the twin towers of terroism and immigration
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Are they groovy and on the ball or what?
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Radical proposals shock Commons
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Time for the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Complete banality is, however, 'unworkable'
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'You want my MP3s? Just think on matey!'
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No-nonsense, hands-on approach
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Sacred islet denied democratic right to representation
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Robert Kilroy-Silk reportedly delighted
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UKIP: Protecting our boys from the European cowboy stampede
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Desperate last stand imminent
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Big guns deployed for Battle of Britain II
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Don't panic
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John Scarlett in front line of War on Terror™
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Campaign for Racial Equality supremo dismisses positive discrimination and moves on to football
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First cracking success for compulsory ID card scheme
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Popular newspaper's support confirms the inevitable
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European market dictates 'major adjustments' to domestic best-seller
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£7bn cash windfall to fund 'advancement of democratic ideals'
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Jail for five-year-olds, vows Vlad the Impaler
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Scale of attacks points to massive infrastructure of evil
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US Democratic candidate to consider all campaign options
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String of clubs will redefine political paradigm
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Your essential Rockall Times cut-out-and-keep guide to neo-Britishness
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All-party support to fight Whitehall bean-counters' assault on brave squaddies
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Criminals will no longer laugh in face of our creaking justice system
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CIA warned matches were dangerous
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Transport superplan set to solve all of Britain's transport woes
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Top judge gives his views on modernisation
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Tuck into the brassicas or pay the price
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Explains how her views on the subject have surprisingly matured as she's got older herself
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Blair admits Robin Cook presented 'no immediate threat' to Western democracy
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The details people on TV are rabbiting on about before Bruce Forsyth appears
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Lord Falconer to take over, John Reid to do the rest
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Prescott groomed as bridesmaid
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Stunning conclusion proves Iraq war was right
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Dream of domestic bliss undermined by reality
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Further written New Labour revelations set to rewrite history books
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Deputy PM given just months to live
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What's smack mummy? This. Ow!
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Health secretary stands to not be counted
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New initiative to do something or other
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Government concerned over long-term effects on participants
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Euro split rekindles No.10 succession issue
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Singer promises to continue Clare Short's good work
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Blair expected to make announcement this week
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Too busy putting up walls and grouting
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Only I can prevent war with Iraq cries Clare
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Presidential press secretary upbeat over London Mayor's comments
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I'm already prime minister says Dunc
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Landslide down to new barnet, says Duncan Moth.
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London fact sheet exposes latest mayoral deception
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Speculation mounts as experts study video footage
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Stable but critical condition after terrifying Baghdad bombing ordeal
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Labour MP used position as criminal overlord to push Iraqi propaganda to innocent kiddies
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Police drop charges against energetic former treasury supremo
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Ministers take stand but are later asked to put it back
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May decide to remain if second resolution passed
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Entire foreign policy thrown into mass confusion
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Country prepared for the worst
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Central interference a thing of the past says chancellor
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Gas bill remains unopened
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Attempts to sway British public without first-person assurances
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Madness, madness, they call it madness
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'Listen to what I mean, not what I say' she says — but does she mean it?
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Young people encouraged to learn practical life skills
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Tearful search for survivors amid smouldering ruins
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Smoke and mirrors will not prejudice Holy War™
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Brave Ken complains to PCC
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Now illegal to punt killer product
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2,768 objectives on course for completion
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Ken defends Yank
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Target efficiency to increase by 53 per cent by 2005
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No chess, fiddle playing or leprechaun baiting
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Senescence a blight on our country, explains Our Great Leader
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Retrain or face consequences, says Prescott
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Britain enters golden age of transparency
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Fateful restaurant liaison ended in acrimony
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Latest initiative targets nominalism
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Terminally ill also-rans seek dignified ending
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Riots on the streets of Stanmore expected later-ish
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17 February will see capital changed forever
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Laws overhauled for first-time offenders
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There will be no war, explains PM
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It you can't understand 'em, make 'em illegal
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Does Durden Sloth exist, poses sleuth
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IDS told to beware the aides of March
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Judge rules in favour of couple caring for emotionally disturbed party
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Rule of law must apply, says Blindgit
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Mayor defends provocative non-exploitation of innocent tot
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'I knew nothing about her background before now,' confesses tearful Aussie
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Will target vehicle width instead
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Blubs on TV
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Small, smelly bear nabbed at Paddington station
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The unacceptable face of British politics
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Shame of gazumping fraud
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Crack Rockall investigative team painstakingly pieces together earth-shattering events
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Warnings to be stepped up
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Strict licensing ensures end to cruelty
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Livingstone put away for good of society
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New costs revive socialist principles
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Blair takes drastic action in face of faltering world economy
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Guilty no longer able to abuse sytem
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Desperate measures to make ends meet
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Social Services will move to protect unborn Livingstone baby
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Has the 'quiet man' passed over?
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Magical Tory leader diviner lost powers
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'We paid for 'em and we'll have 'em,' declares Prescott
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London faces prospect of gendarmerie on the beat
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Triumph for British way of life
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New Labour Act 2002 already has it covered
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Cabinet dissenter rocks government with dissentient outburst
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Radical measures to get Britain back on track
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Also did lunch with Osama bin Laden
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GMC warning that blows may led to blindness ignored
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Development secretary reveals true picture
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Radical green plan sure to please voters
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Transport infrastructure to be transformed
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Opponents queue up to beg IDS to stay
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It's time to go
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Peace agreement climbs back onto knife edge
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Tired stereotypes deter buyers claims pretty Blair babe in short skirt
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Blair outrage at 'slacking' workers
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Ministers fear implications of 'resignation due to failure'
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'Give me 10 minutes' says deputy PM.
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Classroom assistants will spearhead education revolution
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Britonham elects comedy candidate Iain Duncan Smith
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Citizens must be allowed to go about their business in safety
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New Labour crowned with laurel for grass-roots clampdown
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'Peace in our time' declares former prime minister
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Prosecution 'will send message' to pill-popping toddlers
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Shadow cabinet range put on hold as parents' concerns grow
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Party celebrates quiet conference
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Blur hospitalised but doing very well
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Blair rejects accusations of influence over 'Andy' Marr
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Parliament to pass emergency DNA-test bill just in case
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Anger over large number of ministerial complaints
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Join-the-dots section a particular success
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Iraq crisis fails to claim yet another victim
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Dictator will wow Bournemouth with lightning visit
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Home secretary 'must assimilate with British society'
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Blair defies opposition to ban traditional sport
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Dishwashers, room service and free holidays under fire
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Hauled kicking and screaming from house
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Retirement age adjusted slightly in line with expectations
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Widespread support for return of crime-busting hero
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Brave people tried to rebuild shattered lives on anniversary of IDS attack
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White House shaken by TUC hostility
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Can we please go to war now, pleads PM
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IDS 'only half the man he used to be'
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Schröder and Stoiber little chance against determined president
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Parents to be assessed before kids' return
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Media mixed up figures. Again
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It could be you (but won't be)
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From now on all government figures to be differentiated. Twice
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Government study identifies disgraceful gender gap
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Initiative to open up establishment
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Odds of getting laid narrowly better than a Tory election win
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Top honour for proto-despot
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Third Way to clean up our streets
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All-out assault on ice as PM tragically loses photo opportunity
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Transplant waiting lists to be slashed
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Coca farmer's followers speak continuously for eight hours
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Dome to be turned into shrine
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Who really runs London
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Then appoints somebody else
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Sale fits in with ethical foreign policy, minister asserts
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And the lame walk
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Government pays the ratings game
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Relaxation on death crime will focus police on real crime
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One in the eye for drug dealers says Home Secretary
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Prudent citizens rewarded with brightly-coloured certificate
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99.7 per cent in favour, survey shows
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'Now bark like a dog,' laugh President and Joint Chiefs
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Deputy PM refutes claims that state system is crap
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Red Ken in two-hour orgy of mindless violence
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No holding back on PM's quest for peace
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PM denies coffin-jumping slur
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'At no point did I intervene in the trimming process,' PM informs press
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We're on a roll, let's go for broke, says PM
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Phasing out of trains, buses and cars slammed as unworkable
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Profile-raising strategy could lead to comedy bonanza
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‘I have not resigned’, says ex-minister for transport.
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Without screaming headlines crime wouldn't exist, trains would run on time etc etc
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Official recognition will bring benefits for all
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UK seeks radical solution to sovereignty question
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Let us vote with our conscience, whimper spineless cowards
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Customs officers fail to recognise PM
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Shell-suited Liverpudlian comedian held in dawn raid
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'They all look the same to me,' says Blunkett.
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Ministers put one in the eye of scaremongering Christians
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World asks him to please shut up just for five minutes
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Pharisees quiz prime minister on taxes
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Five French candidates congregate for presidential election
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Tax rise will enable country to vote in Tories
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Unfair for investors to be punished, says government
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Red-jacketed old duffers sent to Kabul thanks to Middle Way™
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Transport secretary overheard: 'I can't believe I get away with it'
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Effect on countryside will be 'minimal'
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Confused old woman evades high security to enter Commons
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Labour has abandoned those most at risk
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Nazi atrocities put UK on war footing
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Health officials point to multi-million pound savings
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Police too busy, says Home Secretary
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Do as we say, not as we do
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'Your money or your life!' warns Home Secretary
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But Tories counter with pay-and-display proposal
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Land handed over to private sector for 30 years in return for 'investment'
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Innocent until proven guilty, then a free car whatever the verdict
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Nurse-run tank corps just one face of life-affirming new approach
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Quite the opposite, admit red-faced political historians
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Don’t be so naive, he tells Parliament
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Parents vent fury on people who have jobs beginning with ‘p’
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99.7 per cent of population now totally indifferent to parliamentary process
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Search begins for replacement northern idiot
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Not the stroke of luck many were hoping for
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Well, it gives you something to do while you're waiting for your train
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You won't believe this. Which is just as well
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Healthy competition expected as consultants vie for top spot
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Cue rioting, sectarian hatred, etc. etc
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New figures confound widespread criticism
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New laws will stop all crime and provide useful TV material
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Government hits back at authorities' condemnation of new measures
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Although that is exactly what he caught Cherie doing with Gerry last night
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Footage shows leader boasting of destruction of democracy
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He always was forgetful, says Chief Constable's mum
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Former cabinet minister ‘distraught’ over exclusion
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Red Lion makes way for Filkin and Firkin
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It's all behind you, no it isn't
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Taliban and Al-Queda leader was responsible for 11 September attacks
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We put an end to the discussion
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Defence secretary Dumsfield says "If you're not with us, you're against us" for 19th time
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New emergency measures aim to hinder Taliban forces
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Terrorism law invoked against "violent" politician
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Prime Minister's aide infected with weapons-grade influenza
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"We'll get the bastards," Home Secretary reassures nation
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Yeah, right, baldy
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