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The Rockall Ho! 2005 picture gallery

Who are the kings of Rockall? We are

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Our Rockall Ho! 2005 crest. Click here for a closer lookIt's now a matter of record that on 16 June — hereafter known as "Rockall Day" — the Rockall Ho! 2005 team successfully landed on the sacred islet of Rockall, hereafter known as "The Peoples' Republic of Rockall".

In the event, King Neptune elected to smile on our adventure and bless us with what must rate as one of the nicest days at the world's remotest island in living memory, or since records began, whichever takes your fancy.

No trip to Rockall is a picnic, though, and no-one knows it better than us. Have a shufti here at our 2003 attempt to assault the Rock — five days of North Atlantic madness which culminated in frustration.

No matter. We dusted ourselves down and got back on the case. Here, then, is the pictorial record of our triumphant 2005 campaign. Enjoy:


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Al Baker

Al Baker
(Photo: Wolfgang Schaub)

Moff Betts

Moff Betts
(Wolfgang Schaub)

James Cameron

James Cameron
(Lester Haines)

John Cunningham

John Cunningham
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Lester Haines

Lester Haines
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Trevor Locki

Trevor Locki
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Wolfgang Schaub

Wolfgang Schaub
(James Cameron)

David Woopds

David Woods
(Wolfgang Schaub)

By Sea to Nowhere

Our motto: By Sea to Nowhere
(T-shirt available here)

The Invincible at Stromness harbour

The Invincible at Stromness harbour
(Wolfgang Schaub)

The services of this nautical object were mercifully not required

The services of this traditional nautical object were mercifully not required
(Lester Haines)

Victuals

Some of the 200 tons of organic victuals required for the journey
(Wolfgang Schaub)

How exactly is this going to work?

Trevor Locki ponders the minor problem of how to get the outboard from the inflatable to the Invincible
(Lester Haines)

The solution

The solution? Some scaffolding, plenty of rope and...
(Lester Haines)

Trevor Locki lashes the inflatable boom

...a man who knows a bit about knots
(Lester Haines)

James Cameron offers his support

James Cameron offers his support in traditional South Uist style
(Lester Haines)

Ready for action

Finally, our assault vessel is ready for action
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Here's how it's lashed

And in case you're wondering, here's how you lash the inflatable. Simple as that.
(Lester Haines)

14 June: We cast off from Stromness quayside

14 June: Finally underway as Invincible casts off from Stromness quayside
(Lester Haines)

Some of the team in almost happy mood

James Cameron, Moff Betts, David Woods and Wolfgang Schaub almost look happy at the prospect
(Lester Haines)

Trevor Locki on the tin whistle

Trevor Lockie celebrates in traditional style with a Scottish cofter's lament on the tin whistle
(Lester Haines)

John Cunningham fit and ready for action

Rockall Ho! — John Cunningham fit and ready for action
(Lester Haines)

ur last sight of dry land before the sacred islet

Our last sight of dry land before the sacred islet
(Lester Haines)

The Invincible's bridge

The Invincible's bridge
(Lester Haines)

John Cunningham and Moff Betts soak up a few rays...

John Cunningham and Moff Betts soak up a few rays...
(Lester Haines)

...while we cross the sea to nowhere

...while we cross the sea to nowhere
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Wolfgang eats porridge with onions — and lives

Breakfast aboard the Invincible: Wolfgang demonstrates it is physically possible to eat porridge with pickled onions
(Lester Haines)

Al and John sign the first-day covers

Charity duty for Al Baker and John Cunningham — signing the first-day covers as magnificently designed by Discworld Stamps
(Lester Haines)

Moff Betts makes his mark
(Lester Haines)

That Rockall Stamp in full

Our £1 Rockall stamp
(Mark Valentine)

16 June: 8.30am. Our first sight of the world's remotest islet

16 June: 8.30am. Our first sight of the world's remotest islet
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Conditions seem improbably favourable...

Conditions seem improbably favourable...
(Wolfgang Schaub)

...although the scale of the beast soon becomes apparent

...although the scale of the beast soon becomes apparent
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Al Baker readies the inflatable

Al Baker readies the inflatable
(Wolfgang Schraub)

John Cunningham assaults Rockall

John Cunningham assaults Rockall
(Lester Haines)

Triumph: John Cunningham atop the Rock

Triumph: John Cunningham atop the Rock
(Lester Haines)

With the climbing lines attached, the rest of the team can begin the occupation

With the climbing lines attached, the rest of the team can begin the occupation
(Wolfgang Schaub)

James Cameron mans the belay...

James Cameron mans the belay...
(Wolfgang Schaub)

...while David Woods makes the ascent of Rockall's 60ft vertical face

...while David Woods makes the ascent of Rockall's 60ft vertical face
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Lester Haines Huffs and puffs his way onto Rockall

After four years of dreaming, Rockall Times editor Lester Haines finally huffs and puffs his way onto Rockall.
(Wolfgang Schaub)

A suitably pleased John Cunningham mans the belay...

A suitably pleased John Cunningham takes over belay duty...
(Lester Haines)

...and prepares to receive the next boarder

...and prepares to receive the next boarder
(Lester Haines)

Moff

Moff "Doc Rockall" Betts demonstrates his North Atlantic ascender technique while Al Baker circles in the inflatable
(Lester Haines)

And with one small step, Doc Rockall hops aboard

And with one small step, Doc Rockall hops aboard
(Lester Haines)

Moff takes a breather while Al Baker shouts encouragement

Moff takes a breather while Al Baker shouts encouragement
(Lester Haines)

Trevor Lockie (centre) joins Lester (l) and James Cameron

Trevor Lockie (centre) joins Lester (l) and James Cameron
(Wolfgang Schaub)

The radio boys raise the mast

The radio boys raise the mast. From l-r: John Cunningham, David Woods, James Cameron
(Lester Haines)

Moff Betts offers his support

Moff Betts offers his support
(Wolfgang Schaub)

John Cunningham captures the scene for posterity

John Cunningham captures the scene for posterity
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Preparing to transmit: From l-r: Wolfgang Schaub, Lester Haines, David Wood, James Cameron
(John Cunningham)

The Invincible stands by

The Invincible stands by
(Lester Haines)

Site of United Kingdom Light Beacon. June 1971

"Site of United Kingdom Light Beacon. June 1971". Not any more
(Wolfgang Schaub)

A local guillemot pops in for a shufti

A local guillemot pops in for a shufti
(John Cunningham)

Moff Betts atop the world's remotest island

Moff Betts atop the world's remotest island
(John Cunningham)

The Peoples' Republic of Rockall as seen from the Invincible

The Peoples' Republic of Rockall as sketched from the Invincible
(Trevor Locki)

The Peoples' Republic of Rockall

The Peoples' Republic of Rockall
(Wolfgang Schraub)

Majestic Rockall

wild isolation
mighty she stands, dripping spume
majestic Rockall
(Trevor Locki, haiku by Chris Corfe)

Lester Haines returns to the Invincible

Time to go: Lester Haines returns to the Invincible
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Last man off Al Baker prepares to abseil into history

Last man off Al Baker prepares to abseil into history
(Wolfgang Schaub)

A highly pleased team

Pleased? Us? From l-r: David Woods, John Cunningham, Lester Haines, Al Baker (honest), Moff Betts, Wolfgang Schaub, James Cameron and Trevor Lockie
(John Cunningham, courtesy of the self-timer)

Lester sacrifices a first-day cover to Neptune. Cheers mate

Lester sacrifices a first-day cover to Neptune. Cheers mate
(John Cunningham)

A final farewll to the sacred islet of Rockall

And we bid a final farewell to the sacred islet of Rockall
(Wolfgang Schaub)

The infernal tin whistle features heavily in the celebrations

Naturally, the infernal tin whistle features heavily in the celebrations
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Al Baker has a quiet achievement moment amid the kit

Al Baker has a quiet achievement moment amid the kit...
(Wolfgang Schaub)

The North Atlantic waves us goodbye in traditional style

...before the North Atlantic waves us goodbye in traditional style
(Lester Haines)

A welcome sight: Back in the Orkney Islands

A welcome sight: Back in the Orkney Islands
(Wolfgang Schaub)

Well-deserved beer

Well-deserved beer. From l-r: Trevor Lockie, first mate Angus Budge, Moff Betts
(Lester Haines)

David Woods

David Woods looks moderately pleased with himself
(Lester Haines)

And Moff Betts, James Cameron and Al Baker reflect on a job well done
(Lester Haines)

From The Rockall Times Monday 8th August 2005 http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/.