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Victims lose vitals as demand exceeds supply
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Low-density tennis court asphalt sealant did not cause hippo reaction
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Participants facing long-term damage
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Virus tranmutation imminent, scientists warn
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Mother's Ruin launches appeal against GMC decision
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Make Web 2.0 face the Jack Hammer Johnson, says Otto Z. Stern
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The Rotting Dog applauds French nuclear sabre rattling
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Thin client, phat, phat server
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Astounding transformation
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Otto Z. Stern on a Wikipedia legend
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Suck on Media Player, commie scum
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The Rotting Dog on improved tab nest clustering
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Heads will roll, says The Rotting Dog
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3.2m illegal aliens menace US
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Utopian distemper and other musings
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Plans further extraterrestrial pop stunts
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Otto Z. Stern flies his SkyCar to Google
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Got two legs? Click here
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Local fury at Kyoto-friendly superplan
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Otto Z. Stern sets the 'open source community' straight
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Surinam parrot quarantine death pandemic alert
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Effing and blinding to a PC near you
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Foul, foul, merciless death
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And ready to conquer Web 2.0, declares Otto Z. Stern
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Incalculable loss of man hours likely
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Cascade Mountains on hot lava alert
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'No reason to worry'
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Bush vows to strike back
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Leeds chicken scare ends deliciously
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'Deeply concerned' with GMC stance on grandmothers' favourite
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Bid farewell to unwanted calls
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Audacious expansion of US space program(me)
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Back to the Fens for 'Uppsala 73'
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Otto Z. Stern's shreds of confidence mutilated
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Hydrogen-driven tomorrow just around the corner
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Video evidence provokes safety fears
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Love is in the upper atmosphere
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Experts identify London Transport killer
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Audacious genetic experiment to assault world hunger
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Otto Z. Stern's 'Think Again' camp offers hope for wounded souls
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We're all going to die. Maybe
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Otto Z. Stern in praise of the iPod-hating lesbian
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A triumph of common sense
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Otto Z. Stern on yellow terror and feral cats
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Beds closed while breeding-age stocks recover
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Computer users get the horn
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When Sony met Tony
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GM dogs spark outrage
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Otto Z. Stern gets pig-biting mad
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Suspicion over microsurgical miracle
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Fresh insight from Otto Z. Stern
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Dutch research points to zombie nation
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Scientists identify rare syndrome
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Our essential survival guide to the UK's convenience food crisis
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Cites shoddy workmanship and poor design
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Fun-sized portion of hope for chronically obese
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'A bit of a non-starter'
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Blair pledges to save BUMs
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'Intelligent Math' next step in evolution of US education
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Cutting-edge research, shocking conclusions
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Essential tool of modern life under threat
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Chilling plague sweeps Dark Continent
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The strange universe of factoids and nonsequitons
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Scientists baffled by increase in ferocity
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On the road with the revolutionary BioNav™
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Esther Rantzen boards the VSS Enterprise
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Ray of hope for sufferers
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Radical measures to stem tide of blubber
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Wake up and smell the coffee — before it smells you
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White earphones can kill: Official
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Triumph of genetically-modified miniaturisation
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Historic victory for people power
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Scientific research impeded by moratorium
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TV ratings climate change will provoke increasingly apocalyptic predictions
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Brits on top form as tears flow
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Two tits are better than none, scientists prove
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Punters no healthier, despite smoking ban
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Father failed to update innovative Internet resource
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Ground-breaking research liberates females worldwide
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Read this, or your kiddies will die
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Succumbs to terrifying effects of rehabilitating bio flush
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Compulsory scheme to set minimum competence level
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Hewlett Packard rushes in emergency supplies
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Amazing revelations about Planet X
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TV company creates slave army of automata
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No vulnerabilities or bugs identified for a hitherto unimaginable period of time
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Value of your house risen by 450 per cent in one week? Here's how
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What's hot in the world of must-have gadgetry
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No escape for hardened, desperate motorists
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Blind must get equal access to cum-slurping sluts
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Goldfish-like, um, er, something or other
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Superhighway or cul-de-sac?: We deliver the facts — fast
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Reduced road casualties or government flim-flam?
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Britain's greatest minds predict horrifying aquatic apocalypse
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Calm delivery of accurate information unnerves experienced motorists
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Improves spelling and social skills
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No guarantees, mind
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Police to deploy faster than light speed camera rocketship?
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Loosen up or pay the price
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Wife ecstatic at prospect of a different kind of tongue-lashing
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Well we've found some anyway
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Don't stray far from the road, members warned
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Pentagon officials 'cautiously optimistic' over results
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Research indicates potentially deadly levels of pectin
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Medical study points to potential health benefits
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Cutting edge science slices myth of the heart in two
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Indigestion.com
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Those Frankenstein foods and how they will affect you and your kiddies
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Huge breakthrough at a sub-atomic level
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FSA serving suggestions for water-enhanced chicken
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Killer bug not killing enough
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New report promises longer life
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Our Rockall experts on the SARS threat to humanity
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Sensational recovery of vowel believed lost forever
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Government denies existence of potentially fatal condition
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We scrutinise TV's scientific claims with female heroin addict
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Waste not want not
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Blair and Department of Health slam 'Slimfast with Saddam plan'
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Getting closer than ever before
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Even a tiny amount can lead to permanent cerebral changes say scientists
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Four dead, up to 500 million at risk including you and your children
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Machine reveals street music's hidden depths
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Just one cup the difference between painfree birth and foetal toilet flush
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Simians influenced by French culture, sceintists reveal
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Humerous situational monologues face censure
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First attempt to exceed speed of Pentium
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Publications will thwart al-Qaeda by not publishing findings
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UK maps detailing sunken warship's position not helping
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Triumph for £1 billion research programme
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It's a life, Jim, but not as we know it
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No stone left unturned in search for truth
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Medical profession delighted with voluntary take-up
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Workers 'resolved problem by talking'
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Heretical research provokes widespread ire
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Digitalis purpurea for the chop, among others
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French right all along
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High hopes for glossing over world problems
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London Underground sets benchmark for world's most ambitious mass transit system
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Revealed: The tobacco blackmailer's chemical arsenal of death
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But commentators fear the consequences
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We put our testing labs on the case
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Unconfirmed sightings of lumbering beast once thought extinct
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Ecological organisations warn of consequences of 'playing God'
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Spoon bender in bid to aid astronomers
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Scientific revolution just around the corner
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Warnings of invisible destructive agent
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Two-thirds admit it, but the rest aren't saying, so you can bet they are
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Exact voice match confirms fears
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Government pushes imminent flying car technology
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Survey reveals 'e-numbers' may be answer to parental concern
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But computer has last laugh
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Forensic science throws light on amazing tale of mediocrity
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Discovery a 'much-needed boost' to relieved astronomers
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Sceptics refute astronaut punch-up story
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Teleporting salami factory spreads confusion
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The shocking truth about Britain's illegal capability
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'Overwhelming sense of loss' as inboxes commemorate dead
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Occasional indulgence carries positive benefits
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Opens way for full human penis
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Flooded city faces further woe
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The amazing truth behind those film gadgets
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Area will be free of any form of life by 2020, scientists predict
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Scientists 'run Big Bang backwards'
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Other two-thirds misleading, expert claims
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Scientists fail to measure on the thermometer front
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London set to succumb to rising tides
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Identification of billions of Earths just around the corner
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The news we have all been waiting for
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Bold declaration gives hope to future generations
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Buy an SUV — help catch UBL
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Feline homicide a growing concern
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Scientists hail major breakthrough
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Probing inquiry expected
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Nine-inch dashboard spike condemned by 4x4 users
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Surgeon promises to behave in future
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Disinfect that hand
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Sun, Microsoft and Intel behind new poverty initiative
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Next generation OS confirms company's commitment to computing excellence
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MSN plans 'suicide cam' extravaganza
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Litigation fears provoke drastic action
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Major setback in war against disease
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Complete re-evaluation of social structure
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We now know how it's screwing up other plants
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Selfobsessianidae first to be classified since 1914
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Motoring organisations amazed by British first
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Also plans to detonate second schoolteacher
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Now you'll be able to say it with feeling
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Controversial reinterpretation of ancient texts
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Don't get your hopes up, it's a computer story
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Age-old problem solved by mathematics
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Still no idea what to do with all these figures though
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Message just wasn't getting through
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Review of visionary Kevin Warwick with new! Interactive visuo-life summary
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Open and shut case
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Microsoft's box of tricks eclipses discovery of penicillin
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Not one gimmick left to punt soap to idiots
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Iraqis rejoice over publication
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No place on the corporate ladder
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Mice sacrificed on the altar of progress
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Three cubic yards of knotty pine and 4,000 screws
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Chatrooms and websites to be policed for smokers
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East German skip on wheels first choice for media ponces
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Plan to purge world’s oceans of fish almost complete
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Bogeys, bum fluff and rim cheese also face scientific probing
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Double-decker buses, grapefruit and guinea pigs also face standardisation
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Pushing back the envelope of science
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Projected victims of apocalyptic killer plagues exceed world population, data shows
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Public to benefit from central control of wild claims
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Biontsiet So-called 'E-Team' will punt internet to unwashed masses
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Evian releases product to expectant market
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So-called 'überporker' will enable ultimate bacon sandwich
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Triumph of linguistic economy will revolutionise heated pub conversations
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Orgiastic excess impossible on 'unsuitable surface'
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Top engineers to tackle 'Everest of engineering challenges'
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‘It was just what I was looking for, how did they know?’
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Heart op man ‘rattled like a bag of spanners’
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Homosexuality may have held ‘key evolutionary advantages’ scientists claim
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I find sketches in Kabul kindergarten-of-fear
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Intellect, memory and reason devastated by mass media terror weapon
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Discovery will lead to golden age of genetically-improved French teenagers
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Idiots dance around virtual maypole
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Top scientist predicts continued domination of DIY wonderboard
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